littlemonkeysstuff:

Sex Education season 1 -  Eric Effiong

Posted: 1 day ago

capricorndicc:

don’ts when it comes to relationship.

harrystylesdaily:

Harry singing Smells Like Teen Spirit in Tokyo, Japan - January 13 (via sk8rmom420)

Posted: 2 days ago

teni2:

i want an ancient elaborate dagger with my name engraved into the blade as a gift. the only romantic gesture

Posted: 4 days ago

theelvenkingsunderthesky:

the-shortest-story:

necrophilofthefuture:

my cat figured out how to open the cabinets so he made a nest in his favorite one. he’ll only come out if he hears the fridge open.

oOH MY GOD

I too want to live in the kitchen cabinet and only come out when I hear the fridge open

thyrell:

thyrell:

thyrell:

garrettauthor:

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

what’s the punchline here

wait

Posted: 6 days ago

bidoof:

scene i’ve been imagining a lot lately: guy orders a big mac from mcdonalds and asks the person at the counter “hey how do you eat this?” and the cashier says “you bite off a piece of it and chew it and swallow it” and the customer says “i see…just like at the other mcdonalds”

Posted: 6 days ago

nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED